A - “Go suck a dick, Brandon. A WHALE’S DICK!”
B - “Go suck a vagina, Asia. A GIRAFFE’S VAGINA!”
A - “…EWH, that’s wrong.”
B - “So is sucking a whale’s dick! I don’t want Shamu all up on my face!!!”
- When they’re good with kids
- When they respect adults and parents
- When they try hard in school
- When they ball up, or have a sport they love
- When they play an instrument, sing, or dance
- When they drop their video game for you
- When they’re clean
Aye! You fell asleep while I was taking a shower anyways goodnight I love you :)
FAAAAAAAAIL. I was cleaning, bitch.
now go make me a sandwich, bitch♥
I like you because of your personality, the way you are. The way you get me to feel around you. Your looks are a bonus. But the real prize is your personality. I guess you could say your looks got me hooked & your personality reeled me in.